its all stupid. tracker broke. darn. i am sad that its gonna go because i love like all cars but now my dad will finally fucking start work on the escort. lets see it was leaking and shit last spring. the brakes suck. well lets put it off. so then it was supposed to be done this summer. i was gonna get tasks each day to work on this shit. nope never did it. thank you dad. well now we are in the fall and dad was like we can do it when you have time. um no fuck you. i try so hard to work on cars and learn from him. but no its not gonna happen. im gonna go off to college not actually knowing how to fix a damn car. i mean i know how, but ive never fucking done it. well now we started disassembling the fucking car.. broke a god damn tool. but luckily craftsman and husky have unconditional lifetime warranty. oh well. fuck it. i have to drive this pos auto tranny escort. cracked bumper and shit. god i hate automatics. u cant do shit with them. no control. anyone who drives hard in an auto is jsut stupid because you dont really have control, but you wouldnt know that because uve never had it. well theres the beginning of my rant. yea well speech and debate was late getting back today. hockey game start at 9. debate was gonna be back at 8 but somehow i missed the 1st period of hockey. waited in the fucking parking lot for 25 min. so debate is gonna have to reprove themselves worthy of my time. almost as bad as my boyscout troop. lets get back fro mcamp 2hrs late. oh well so then yea i go to hockey. i just want to fight when i watch it. im waiting for a parent or soemthing to yell at me for encouraging fighting and saying its not part of hockey. like hell it isnt. you dont wear padding because you fall on the ice. i was kinda mad that steve didnt get massive penalties again. oh and last nite the snow sucked to drive in. especially with auto escort. and i had some backseat driver who cant even drive yet. yet her driving logic was screwed up. she better not get her license. if she does she better not get in an accident. and if she does it better not be with me. yea. sometimes when people tailgate me i just want to step on the brake. actually all the time. god tailgaiters are such queers. yea so theres a tdi in the paper today. my dad better buy it or find one soon. i will be pissed if i dont get it and my sis does. i mean if you arent gonna let me work on the car get me a better car. oh i hate political correctness too. its like over the edge like affirmative action. wait they are sthe same thing. i mean people are so politically correct it is incorrect. the world or atleast the USA is such a pussy society. people cant hack it so they try to hide behind something. why cant people jsut grow some balls or suck it up. thats why i enjoy shows like southpark. political correctness gives people a reason to sue because they are too lazy to make money on their own. ok too much typing. go now. oh and no british because someone britted my commetns.
Saturday, December 14, 2002
Monday, December 09, 2002
OK i am watching the bears/dolphins game right now, but it is halftime and madden talks way too much. so i jsut flicked the channel and snoop dogg was on. man, he is so funny it is ghetto, or is it he is so ghetto he is funny. well anyways i used to dislike rap, but now i like to watch it to laugh because it is so stupid its funny. bling. shizzle dizzle. ok enough of that. I guess i have a dirrty mouth so i am not going to provide any ___ obscenities in this _____ blog. rather i will just put ____ing "___" in where i would have used obscenities.
I shall now comment on christina aguilera.SHE IS DIRRTY. its hot to a point but then she goes overboard. what could possess someone to be so _____ dirrty. she wins the ultimate dirrty award. SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT. gosh i am disgusted now.
back to the bears they are still losing. but they jsut made a cool catch. oh it was challenged nevermind.
I turned in the _____ journal to sci res today. i guess i jsut kinda threw it together since i didnt care. i was too happy about getting my materials so ohwell. i really hate that class. i feel no zest for it and resent taking it this year. its a waste of my energy and i am a bad example to the lv1ers and the other people. i guess its my revenge for there being no sciquest. oh pooey
i have been feeling really aggressive these past few weeks. and now we are doing glinka-do in gym to feed my aggression. according to matt jennings i am either a slobbering beast, a rabid beaver, or jsut plain crazy. he wont be my partner anymore-same with everyone else.
also today i had no bio test. the prof showed up late and came without tests since the print shop didnt print them for him. lab practical tomorrow.
watched some josef conrad/heart of darkness/apocalyspe now video in english. there were people with no right hands. thats gotta suck to lose a hadn jsut because some one was wasting their bullets on something. i mean i would never jsut take a hand off someone while they were still alive.
watched some more stupid people on the road today. some old man must have been drunk. he sped up next to a car ahead of me. then he signalled right and move into the other car. what a dumb _____. luckily that car moved so it wasnt hit. but if it did get hit, i woulda been more than glad to offer myself as a witness. i admit ive made a few mistakes, but nothing that horrid. something must be done about bad drivers. this is how you get better, pay attention. i think i shall add another item to my i kill you list- dont drive you cellphone and talk on your car. there is no point. just pull over to the side of the road. it might save your life or someone elses.
this concludes a less dark edition of andrew's blogg. Next time: i speak british-get your british slang dictionaries ready, sean.....
I shall now comment on christina aguilera.SHE IS DIRRTY. its hot to a point but then she goes overboard. what could possess someone to be so _____ dirrty. she wins the ultimate dirrty award. SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT. gosh i am disgusted now.
back to the bears they are still losing. but they jsut made a cool catch. oh it was challenged nevermind.
I turned in the _____ journal to sci res today. i guess i jsut kinda threw it together since i didnt care. i was too happy about getting my materials so ohwell. i really hate that class. i feel no zest for it and resent taking it this year. its a waste of my energy and i am a bad example to the lv1ers and the other people. i guess its my revenge for there being no sciquest. oh pooey
i have been feeling really aggressive these past few weeks. and now we are doing glinka-do in gym to feed my aggression. according to matt jennings i am either a slobbering beast, a rabid beaver, or jsut plain crazy. he wont be my partner anymore-same with everyone else.
also today i had no bio test. the prof showed up late and came without tests since the print shop didnt print them for him. lab practical tomorrow.
watched some josef conrad/heart of darkness/apocalyspe now video in english. there were people with no right hands. thats gotta suck to lose a hadn jsut because some one was wasting their bullets on something. i mean i would never jsut take a hand off someone while they were still alive.
watched some more stupid people on the road today. some old man must have been drunk. he sped up next to a car ahead of me. then he signalled right and move into the other car. what a dumb _____. luckily that car moved so it wasnt hit. but if it did get hit, i woulda been more than glad to offer myself as a witness. i admit ive made a few mistakes, but nothing that horrid. something must be done about bad drivers. this is how you get better, pay attention. i think i shall add another item to my i kill you list- dont drive you cellphone and talk on your car. there is no point. just pull over to the side of the road. it might save your life or someone elses.
this concludes a less dark edition of andrew's blogg. Next time: i speak british-get your british slang dictionaries ready, sean.....
Saturday, December 07, 2002
Friday, December 06, 2002
school is dumb\
there is absolutely no point in taking apchem, it is not an ap class, why in the name of chemistry do i waste 10periods/week on this shit. i learn nothing and its to the point where i goof off in class now. the other day i made some sarcastic comment and periat got mad at me, of all people. i was about to go off- why doesnt he fucking teach something, if i knew apchem sucked so much, i would not have taken it.
some lady almsot hit me today. i was at the 4 way stop at centennial and sylvania. i had stopped and was about to do my left turn with my very blatant signal flashing. this lady coming the other way jsut rolls through the sign without stopping. shes lucky she didnt hit me because i jsut kept making my turn. im not suicidal jsut stubborn. my little tracker is like over 3000lbs because of separate body and frame. so its pretty safe. well anyways if this lady woulda hit me, she would been dead or close to it. i think i am fairly tolerant, but when people fuck up on the road, they are toast. plus my car is most likely cheaper than anything else. plus if you dont admit to fault of the accident i will either beat it out of you or kill you, your choice. unless you are dead, then its jsut tough luck but better on your family because burials are cheaper than hospital bills and new cars. so here is my advice. dont get in an accident with me or you are screwed. also tailgate me and you are fucked. as with me, my car does not like it in the ass and will kung fu you if you rape it or attempt to.
somehow i forgot to mail my signature to mudd...but i think i still can because i am to dumb for their scholarship so i have a new deadline. it doesnt matter though because i am too poor to go there anyways.40k/year is too much, lets look at it in a more materialistic way: 5 years x 40k= 200k, thats a lot of money. first, i dont have it, and if did, i think could spend it more reasonably. i could get like 1 ferrari, or a porsche gt2, maybe liek 5 corvettes or something, i could smoke a lot of crack, buy a stinger missile from the taliban maybe i could even wage my own war. i mean 200k is a lot to waste on an edumacation, id rather go to owens cc and buy like a 199k trailer home. that would be awesome.
now ive got a 6 year plan if i cant find a way to pay for college
sneak onto govt property or something and get myself 5 years of jail, while im there i get free food potty and bed. how could one argue. well that is where ass rape comes in. you see im only going to jail for 5 years of my 6 year plan, before i go to jail, i am going to spend a year learning like kungfu and stuff so no one will ever touch my ass and it will preserve its onewayness. also, that way i can ask for favors because nobody will want to mess with my kungfu action. all in all it should be a great experience.
more realistically, i shall go to cinci, do the accend 5yr BEng mechanical/MS nukers and come out debt free from awesome co-op.
this blog site rules, they want me to pay so i can do pictures.
I doubt you enjoy my crap, grammar content and etc. but most likely you are from ohio so you dont even know what grammar is, let alone how to spell or say it.
there is absolutely no point in taking apchem, it is not an ap class, why in the name of chemistry do i waste 10periods/week on this shit. i learn nothing and its to the point where i goof off in class now. the other day i made some sarcastic comment and periat got mad at me, of all people. i was about to go off- why doesnt he fucking teach something, if i knew apchem sucked so much, i would not have taken it.
some lady almsot hit me today. i was at the 4 way stop at centennial and sylvania. i had stopped and was about to do my left turn with my very blatant signal flashing. this lady coming the other way jsut rolls through the sign without stopping. shes lucky she didnt hit me because i jsut kept making my turn. im not suicidal jsut stubborn. my little tracker is like over 3000lbs because of separate body and frame. so its pretty safe. well anyways if this lady woulda hit me, she would been dead or close to it. i think i am fairly tolerant, but when people fuck up on the road, they are toast. plus my car is most likely cheaper than anything else. plus if you dont admit to fault of the accident i will either beat it out of you or kill you, your choice. unless you are dead, then its jsut tough luck but better on your family because burials are cheaper than hospital bills and new cars. so here is my advice. dont get in an accident with me or you are screwed. also tailgate me and you are fucked. as with me, my car does not like it in the ass and will kung fu you if you rape it or attempt to.
somehow i forgot to mail my signature to mudd...but i think i still can because i am to dumb for their scholarship so i have a new deadline. it doesnt matter though because i am too poor to go there anyways.40k/year is too much, lets look at it in a more materialistic way: 5 years x 40k= 200k, thats a lot of money. first, i dont have it, and if did, i think could spend it more reasonably. i could get like 1 ferrari, or a porsche gt2, maybe liek 5 corvettes or something, i could smoke a lot of crack, buy a stinger missile from the taliban maybe i could even wage my own war. i mean 200k is a lot to waste on an edumacation, id rather go to owens cc and buy like a 199k trailer home. that would be awesome.
now ive got a 6 year plan if i cant find a way to pay for college
sneak onto govt property or something and get myself 5 years of jail, while im there i get free food potty and bed. how could one argue. well that is where ass rape comes in. you see im only going to jail for 5 years of my 6 year plan, before i go to jail, i am going to spend a year learning like kungfu and stuff so no one will ever touch my ass and it will preserve its onewayness. also, that way i can ask for favors because nobody will want to mess with my kungfu action. all in all it should be a great experience.
more realistically, i shall go to cinci, do the accend 5yr BEng mechanical/MS nukers and come out debt free from awesome co-op.
this blog site rules, they want me to pay so i can do pictures.
I doubt you enjoy my crap, grammar content and etc. but most likely you are from ohio so you dont even know what grammar is, let alone how to spell or say it.
Monday, November 25, 2002
ok, this blog is incredible. dont diss it because it is the best. enough said. i dont know why i made this, i guess everyone else was so i had to. (and yes i would jump off a bridge if everyone else was). anyways....this is the best site ever...bye for now.. i will try to blog some pictures up that is possible...
